Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bodysurfing Medical Research

Bodysurfing is a previously unresearched temporary cure for seasonal allergies. Some day in the spring when your allergies are killing you, try going to your local break and rip out a few waves. All the collected allergens in your hair and skin will be power washed off and your nose will be completely ripped out with the worlds most invigorating salt water rinse. Allergies gone!

Other cures found while engaged in the sport of body surfing include; a cure for boredom, a cure for aggravation, and a cure for lethargy. You do need to be a little careful of broken bones, teeth and sprained backs not to mention drowning (a bit) but these trifles are barely worth mentioning as you put your life, soul and body back into shape riding a wave to the beach.

There is a new bodysurfing magazine at http://bodysurfing.com.au/.
For those of us who love bodysurfing there is a great blog about the sport at http://bodysurfnow.blogspot.com/.

Photo: Greg Deets